Thursday, December 2, 2010

Santa's Rules


It seems that even Santa needs some basic rules by which to conduct himself.
Jenny Zinc, an employee for a U.S. temping agency that has trained and supplied
Santas to department stores for more than 30 years, sums up the most important
tenets of Santa etiquette as follows:

  • Santa is even-tempered
  • Santa does not hit children over the head who kick him.
  • Santa uses the term "folks" rather than "Mommy and Daddy" because of all the broken homes.
  • Santa does not borrow money from store employees.
  • Santa wears a good deodorant.
All pretty good advice I'd say....:-)